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You
Might Be A College Student
If you average 3 hours of sleep a night
If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't
If you go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a week
If you are personally keeping the local pizza place from
bankruptcy
If you wake up 10 minutes before class
If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row -- without
washing them
If your breakfast consists of a coke on the way to class
If your social life consists of a date with the library
If it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room
If you carry less than a dollar on your person
If you haven't done laundry in so long you are wearing
your swim suit to class
If you celebrate when you find a quarter
If your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over
If you get more e-mail than mail..... |
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